
Los Angeles-based
recording artist auctions his soul to the highest
bidder!
(Seller pays
shipping costs!)
Why am I doing this? Because I'm in the
music business and I don't need it anymore. I needed my soul
during the process of writing the music for my new CD, but now that
all the music is written and the album is almost ready to mix and
master, I can probably get by without my little friend.
Actually, I'm trying to raise money to finish
the recording and release of my 2nd solo album, working title
Caravans - a follow-up to my first album Ceremonies
which actually did pretty well, even though I financed and released
it on my own one-man label, TruArt Records http://truartrecords.com (You
can sample the music there and see if you like it or not).
Ceremonies debuted at
#1 in its genre on the radio charts. Two songs from
Ceremonies also appear on the European hit
compilations Buddha-Bar I & IV, and at one
time, the CD was in most stores in the USA.
Now it's time to complete and release my 2nd
album, and I'm trying to think of a good way to raise the money to
do this, and I realized "Hey! I can sell my soul on
ebay! Most people in the music business don't have one to
begin with, and those that do tend to throw it away anyhow,"
right? So I'm thinking, "Hmmm...mine is still good!!!!
And someone out there could use a good soul," right?
If you've really screwed up in
life so far, you can probably use a new soul. If you're one of
those people with a lot of bad habits, well, a 2nd soul to carry
around can only do you some good. Also, if you tend to go back
and forth between that angel and devil on your shoulders and have a
hard time keeping yourself in check, then this might be your lucky
day!!
Well, here it is my fellow ebayers!
Armen Chakmakian's soul - still intact, still working. My
conscience is clear and that must be as a result of not only having
good parents, but also having a good soul to sell to the highest
bidder! Low mileage! Only 37 years old, and still
resonating. It may have been in many other beings before me, I
don't know. We've never talked it about. But I do know that I
must have more than one because I have been reffered to in my life
as an old soul, a blessed soul, a good soul, a remarkable soul,
etc. So you have countless types of my soul to choose
from. Just ask, and I'll let you know.
Now, check this
out: Along with transfer of my soul (which
I will pay for all the costs), you will also receive your name in
the "thank you" secion of my new CD. Think of yourself as a
sponser or patron of the arts. The higher your bid for my
soul, the more "stuff" you get.
Here's an example:
$100. - name listed in album notes in the
"thank you" section,
$250. - name listed in album notes in the
"thank you" section, autographed CD (pre-order),
$500. - name listed in album notes under
"special thanks" section, 2 autographed CDs
(pre-order),
$1000. - adopt a song on the album by being a
song sponsor*, 2 autographed CDs (pre-order), invitation to be a
guest at an upcoming performance.
$2500. - adopt a song on the album by being a
song sponsor*, 4 autographed CDs (pre-order), be a guest at a
special invitation-only live recording of a radio concert (date to
be announced).
$5000 or more. - adopt a song on the album by
being a song sponsor*, name listed in album notes as a Benefactor, 5
autographed CDs (pre-order), be a guest at a special invitation-only
live recording of a radio concert (date to be announced), be a guest
in the studio during a recording session.
*Song sponsor's name
will be listed on the song-title page with a special message of your
choice.
Some examples:
"Birdsong" Courtesy of the Nelson
family
"Birdsong" In memory of John
Avakian
"Birdsong" Happy Birthday
Misty
You can also send mail to:
TruArt Records Album Sponsor P.O. Box
5513 Glendale, CA 91221-5513 USA
Feel free to email
us with any questions. If you'd like to talk about it
on the telephone, send me an email asking for my phone number,
and I'll email it to you, or I will call you.
We are looking forward to sharing the success
with you!
Thank you for taking the time to read
this.
Happy soul searching,
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